|Vice Verse by Col. Stoopnagle|
Dogs don't laugh, it's not their stile;
You'll seldom see a canine smyle,
And once I owned a beagle howned
Who never smiled -- he always fround.
Ciggy sponsors always cokes
Me to change mt present smoax;
This surely complicates affeirs,
Because right now I'm smoking thairs!
People riding prone in hurses
Have no further need for nearses.
There's one good thing about a muel:
He never kicks for lack of fule;
To O. P. A. he never squalked.
Luckily nature gave us teath
With some above and some beneeth.
Once I paid a thousand sheckles
To have a guy remove my frekels;
A very interesting cace,
For due to him, I have no fase!
[From The American Legion Magazine, September 1946]
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